WE ARE OLD
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
i want a video of all the tries it took to make this
i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken
my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer
*Very, very heavy breathing*
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting
are you raven symone
It’s not fucking cute.
It’s not fucking edgy.
It’s not fucking empowering.
It’s not fucking helping women and girls.
It’s fucking sexism and you are a sexist douchebag if you think it’s okay.